ZOUKI'S POSTS TO IRTRAD, 1995 TO PRESENT


updated 4/21/14

 


The following represent most of the humor attempts that I (or my alter ego, Zouki) have made over past years to the Irish Traditional Music Mailing List, or IRTRAD.

IRTRAD 2014 alas is a shadow of its former lively self, having fallen victim to the same forces that have produced Facebook, Twitter, and numerous websites dedicated to the topic of Irish traditional music. I made my first posting to IRTRAD in 1995,  nearly twenty years ago - an eternity in terms of today's technology of apps, etc. But IRTRAD was certainly a lively spot to be involved with back in the day, and to me seemed more communal than today's social media where the focus seems to be on the Self in its various manifestations and less on the Group or Clan or Tribe or whatever IRTRAD represented. There were no pictures or profiles or birthdays, no "friending", nothing much more than text files (no attachments PLEASE!) to express what the posting individual wanted to say. IRTRAD would undoubtedly be considered primitive by today's standards, but those of us who were involved in it thought it was pretty neat. Some of us actually learned a few things!

A great deal of any humor that may be inherent in this material would be understandable mainly to people who play or are otherwise involved with Irish traditional music. It's not that the various pieces are "in-jokes" - I would hope that their appeal is a little more universal than that - but certainly familiarity with the weird and whacky world of Irish traditional music would be a big help in squeezing every last chuckle and/or titter out of the material.

For historical accuracy's sake I should note that not everybody thought my attempts at humor were successful, although enough people did think so to provide me with a reason for continuing the efforts on a systained basis. As the years passed, however, it seemed to have become harder to tickle the collective funny-bones out in IRTRAD-land, so I decided that the time had come to hang up my Pointed Wand of Satire and do something else with my time.

Where I thought it would help, I have done some editing of these pieces, removing references to individuals or incidents that were of concern at the time but are not any longer. In most cases where the post was part of a response to a specific stimulus, I have mentioned that fact in the new heading, in the hope that whatever humor content the material contains will hold the interest of readers unacquainted with the reference.

The material is arranged in no particular content order, so you can jump in anywhere. If you find that some of these are still capable of tickling your funnybone, let me know (you can email bill@capeirish.com).

It's probably way too late for other comments, criticisms, etc. but take your best shot if it makes you feel any better.

And now, without further ado, I present ...



ALL YOU EVER REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MODES

ALL-PURPOSE HOLIDAY LETTER

AS THE TUNE TURNS, EPISODE #437

BODHRAN HAIKU BY ZOUKI-SAN

CD REVIEWS

CELTIC MUSIC DEFINED

CLASSIFIED ADS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

CLOSELY REASONED DISCOURSE, IRTRAD STYLE

COMMERCIAL DISCOURSE, IRTRAD STYLE

CORKMAN AND KANAKA

DEAR DIARY

DEATH BY CELLO

DEEP THOUGHTS 4.3

DIALOGUE -> TRUTH (SOCRATES)

EROTICA IRTRAD STYLE

ERRONEOUS FAX

FOR SALE AT THE ZOUKI RETAIL CLUB

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS, FREQUENTLY IGNORED RESPONSES

HEADLINES I NEVER WANT TO SEE

HELP IN TIMES OF CRISIS

HELPFUL HINTS 'N' TIPS FOR THE BOSTON-BOUND

HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION

HUMOR TEST

"I'M FED UP!" CONTEST

IDLE CHAT, RUMOR, INNUENDO, & JUST PLAIN LIES

IF THE UNSPEAKABLE HAPPENS ...

INCIDENT IN LAS VEGAS

INDIGNATION, RIGHTEOUS & OTHERWISE

IT FELL OUT OF A CARD, HONEST!

JOB INTERVIEW

LEARN A MANX SONG!

LIMERICK BODHRAN-A-THON

LITERARY CHALLENGE 1

LITERARY CHALLENGE 2

MORALITY PLAY

MORE SESSION ETIQUETTE

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

NOTES, QUERIES, MISCELLANEA

OFF-THE-SHELF INSULTS FOR USE ON IRTRAD

PEARLS OF WISDOM

PERCEPTION AND TRUTH

PERFECT SESSION

PIPE FLUSHES

PLEASE - NO LILTING

POETRY CORNER

PURITY - AT WHAT COST?

Q'S I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO A'ING YET

QUESTIONS WE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVENTUALLY

RETRIBUTION - NOT QUITE CLASSICAL DRAMA

RUMINATIONS FROM SHINBONE ALLEY

SESSION DO'S AND DON'TS

SHARE SOME SESSION FANTASIES WITH ZOUKI!

SOLUTIONS TO VARIOUS PROBLEMS

STIMULUS & RESPONSE

THE REGULARS DISCUSS CHRISTMAS

THE REGULARS DISCUSS EROTICISM IN IRISH MUSIC

THE REGULARS DISCUSS IRISH DANCING

THE REGULARS DISCUSS TRADITIONAL SINGING

THE REGULARS PONDER A KELTIC EXPERIENCE

TIPS FOR CORRECT SESSION ETIQUETTE

TOM LOONE

TRAD MUSICIAN'S SENSITIVITY TEST

TRADITIONS OF M'VORTHOK

TUNE TITLES FOR THE 21ST CENTURY AND BEYOND

UNDERSTANDING IRISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC & MUSICIANS

VICTORY CHANT - GO RASCALS!

WANT AN IRISH WEDDING SONG?

WARNING: PROBLEM SESSION IN PROGRESS!

WE ARE NOT ALONE - EXOTIC SESSION CUSTOMS

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

WHAT'S NEW ON E-BAY?

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? WHY DO YOU CARE?

WHERE FUSION STARTED

WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

WORKS IN PROGRESS - PLEASE BE GENTLE

YOU'RE ALMOST A COOL BACKUP PLAYER WHEN ...

YOUR BAD CHORDS: IS MY NEGATIVE ATTITUDE A CRY FOR HELP?

YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR THE COMING WEEK

ZOUKI CATALOG OF EXOTIC SESSIONS - AN EXCERPT

ZOUKI HELPS EXPAND YOUR HITHERTO-LIMITED VOCABULARIES

ZOUKI TAKES TIME TO INVOLVE HIMSELF ...

ZOUKI WEEK OF WORKSHOPS, SESSIONS, ETC.

ZOUKI'S UNFAVORITE THINGS